Well, Someone's Gotta Wrap It Up

It's over. And i feel like i should be the one to right the first post-season post. Why, just because I'm bored now, and I will be now that Jays games aren't gonna be on every single night to occupy me. At least this way I can constantly check this web page to make sure that no one has read or commented on what I'm writing.

SO

The Jays suck balls. BUT we have to have some optimism....right? I mean, if your a Leafs fan like me, one of the best things you've got going for you is that the Jays are at .500 again (0-0). Imagine if you took the Jays that you think will be around next year and put their career bests together...the team you had would be pretty unreal.

Of course, with the Jays luck next year Hill will have a shit year, Halladay (if he's still around) will get hurt, and Adam Lind will decide he wants to go back to school and finish up grade 10....you know, just incase Roger's folds the team. Meanwhile, Wells and Overbay will tear it up and Kevin Millar will be resigned and hit 45 homeruns.

The inconsistency will continue and we'll have another average baseball team.

OR

Maybe our lineup will look like this:

Scutaro: .282/ 12hr/ 100 runs

Snider: .280 / 20hr/ 80 rbi (its a solid guess)

Hill: .286 / 36 hr/ 108 rbi

Lind: .305 / 35hr/ 114 rbi

Wells: .317 / 33 hr/ 117 rbi

Encarnacion: .251/ 26hr/68rbi

Overbay: .312/ 22hr / 92rbi

Ruiz: .270/ 20 hr/ 80 rbi/ 35sb (AT LEAST)

Barajas: .254/ 21 hr/ 60 rbi / 43sb

THAT, my friends, is a potent lineup of career bests. ...some things might have been exaggerated (just the stolen bases really)

Now, if they're healthy, pick your best five from:

Doc

Marcum

Mcgowan

Litch

Purcey

Romero

Ray

Rzempcradkczyichizi

Jannsen

Mills

AND OTHERS

Fuck...we could be alright.

I mean, probably not, but WE could be. And that's what's gonna get me through the hockey season. And that's what's gonna get me through the winter meetings when our new G.M. Anthropologist (who reminds me of JP except that his nose is SLIGHTLY smaller) says that he didn't make any additions because he is confident in the team that elbow-face put together.

Happy offseason all.

Go leafs go.