I Should Start to Watch More Jays Games

It now seems that the Jays lose more often when I don't watch them then when I do. For instance, the last 2 games I watched from beginning to end were the 18-10 shootout over Texas and Doc's utter dominance over the Skankees. I also watched a bit of last night's game and it just so happened that it was the 5th inning when I turned it on, and in the 6th was when they exploded and scored their 6 runs of the game, capped off by the Prime Minister's rope just inside of the foul pole....and it lead to another victory.

I then proceeded to go to a kegger and get drunk, then to another kegger and drank more. Hey it's frosh week, I'm allowed to skip watching this team for a more enjoyable event.

But in the coming weeks, if the Jays win, it'll likely be due to the fact that I was watching the game

.500!!!!!1 (for September?)